i have absolutely no idea what this holiday is about.
yesterday. you blew it.
he’s really good at acting like he doesn’t notice me.
The Nintendo family tree: Often probably preferable to your actual family tree.
everyone hates me and if there is a hell i am most certainly going there when i die.
Big Bird seems much nicer on tv.
one badass sumamabitch.
in my defense, this is the quickest way to get him in his crib.
i was wondering why the Gatorade jug was filled with seawater.
or at least someone to come bring me Campbell’s Chunky Soup during the games.