Quick, someone hit that snake as hard as you can with a baseball bat!
OK, so be it.
May the 4th be with you.
Anna Kendrick insists that Pharrell’s hat appears normal-sized in real life.
Take a look at that. Totally thought it was bigger than a normal hat…
i have absolutely no idea what this holiday is about.
yesterday. you blew it.
he’s really good at acting like he doesn’t notice me.
The Nintendo family tree: Often probably preferable to your actual family tree.
everyone hates me and if there is a hell i am most certainly going there when i die.
Big Bird seems much nicer on tv.